Why dating a short guy is good

And still am, three years later.

Recently, there have been studies claiming that short men divorce less, do more around the house and make better husbands. Even if it is sort of patronising. What do you mean, short guys can actually make good boyfriends?

Is this a joke? Wow, my mind has been blown, etc.

It took exactly two weeks from the point we started going out for me to forget about the fact that my boyfriend is significantly shorter than me. Three years on and people still comment.

Perhaps the questions and comments are a patriarchal hangover from a time when men were expected to lift girls onto horses and joust for their honour.

Firstly, what are you, an Edwardian? When we went out last time, guys who tried to dance with me were met with my boyfriend trying to kiss them on the mouth.

He also once forcibly pushed a dude out of a bar for feeling my arse. Signs you should push him off include: Interestingly, height has literally nothing to do with strength. When I went to take my shoes off to kiss him on his birthday last year, he said, 'No!

I like you in heels.

When I wear heels, I can put my arm around his shoulders and walk with a sort of moving human beanbag. He is a bit short, yes. Just like he is a public schoolboy posho and a film addict and can make a nigh-on arousing homemade guacamole.

An advocate of flip-flops worn with socks. If you genuinely think that a man being shorter than you is a total dealbreaker, then you need to take a good hard look at yourself and stop being so goddamn immature.

Look, I did warn you that I can get a bit snappy and defensive sometimes. Follow Stevie on Twitter: Sex And The Tinder Generation. Calling Bullshit On Micro Cheating: It's a truth universally acknowledged that women don't fancy short men.