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Pickup lines are notoriously associated with college guys and drunken bar-boys trying to chat up a woman.

And they often come off as eye-roll inducing or overtly sexist. In fact, you can bet your bottom dollar that anything sexual or overtly cheesy is going to have your woman rolling her eyes and laughing to her girlfriends about you later. However, "Sexual band pick up lines" are a few exceptions to the rules. Often, acknowledging the silliness of a pickup line can save you from the bad connotations associated with one. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, want to go out with a nice little fellow?

Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Want to Sexual band pick up lines some drinks with their money? Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

Press start to join, and be my player 2. Is your name Google? Are you a parking ticket? Texting can be an amazingly cute way to communicate with a girl. For all men trying to honestly learn the art of flirty texting, just remember the cardinal rule: When in doubt, use a winky-face. Saying a joke that is obviously silly or cheesy?

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